I chose just one intoxicated drivers’ picture this week, but it should put to rest any notion that the Honolulu Police Department is using nice drivers-license images. This chap is likely unaware that his picture was even being taken, so he didn’t get to either smile or glower like the rest of Honolulu’s menaces behind the wheel. At any rate, if you see this guy in your rear view, get out of his way.
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dayum! looks like a post mortem pic.
I still have a hard time believing that all those clear-eyed, freshlooking people (especially the women, who haven’t been crying) on the DUI page are drunk/impaired at the time of their photos being taken. They look dead sober — no messy hair, no watery eyes or slack facial muscles. Well, not many, anyway.
I’ve seen Mutt when she was drunk/impaired and she was gorgeous. Or was that me who was drunk/impaired?
I had to look several times but I finally realized who this guy looks like – one of those frozen Inca mummies they occasionally find at 15,000 feet in the Andes!
Nah, Burl. as a fellow member of the Mutt fan club I think you can agree Mutt looks great even if she wore bed hair, a trucker’s cap, a gunny sack and her rubbah sleepahz on da wrong feet.
Since when did they start taking mug shots of Dead Folks?
damon. said that already.