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Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

As a card-carrying member of the Drive-By Media, am I required to make a comment on Tiger Woods’ late-night traffic/hydrant/tree/golf club/angry wife collision? Do I have to?
I’ll just paraphrase Satchel Paige whilst giving advice to Tiger: Don’t look back, something may be gaining on you. Unless, of course, you’re backing out of your driveway. That something may be the Missus with a 9-iron.